I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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