I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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