Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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