I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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