I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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