she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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