We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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