he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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