Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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