i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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