Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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