plz talk dirty to me
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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