Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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