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(402): View more from Nebraska

Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day

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(517): View more from Michigan

We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

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(310): View more from California

Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.

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It's the best of both worlds

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(+61): View more from Australia

If tits could talk, mine would be bragging

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick

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(630): View more from Illinois

Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?

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