so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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