Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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