who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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