Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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