Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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