i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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