I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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