Who wears a wallet chain?!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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