i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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