I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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