I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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