I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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