Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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