I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There r osticjed everywhere
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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