this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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