His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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