Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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