Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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