Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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