took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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