Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
