Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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