i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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