its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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