I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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