I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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