I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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