we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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