As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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