Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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