its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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