I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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