He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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