You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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