the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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