he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
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I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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