do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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