Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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