What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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