I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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