so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
The uberlube is also flammable
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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